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CITTA VIOLENTA

Thursday, October 23, 2003


massacre

As above so below but more so

There's far more than red wine and naughty salt and pornographic print-outs spilt over the floor. Kylie is a wax candle, tactile curves and bumps; Christina's a spent wick: a flat fizz, a dodgy rocket. Tara and Tamara tear ligaments on the dancefloor, my loves, with dense, dead glee, burn bank notes and inhale. There's Holly Valance in her gorgeous, golden skin writhing on the mucky floor, white teeth beaming sexless, secular radiance as our pulses race. The whole of Hell crowds and it's all rather a splendid do and everyone's having a lovely time. The spirit of John Paul II has lead weights attached and sinks below the spit and semen consecrated tiles, and the night has only just begun. What next? Carol Vorderman dives like a grave hawk and pins Linda Barker to the floor then pulls up her skirt and rips off Linda's knickers with her beak. Cliff Richard is scuttling across the room, collides with Carol and Linda's predatory lip-lock, his face sticks to the floor as his forehead pusses Botox. A long queue forms to have a go on Jordan: in turn they climb onto her shoulders, hold onto her ears, and bounce around the room. Beneath the mirror ball, Blue kiss each other's hair. In another corner, Paul McCartney sticks pins in Jane Asher, and his lovely wife counts money in her head and flashes her flat lizard eyes. Vanessa Feltz jiggles her tits in a strobe and then collapses, which is a merry event for the many glutinous and gorgeous spectators, among them Prince Harry, faculties mangled on ketamine, Macauly Culkin fondling his neck, hissing sweet nothings. Jodie Marsh drags Stephen Fry off to the Savoy for gang sex with five Premiership football players. Chris Moyles, Johnny Vegas and Lindsey Dawn-Mackenzie climb onto the PA, join arms and bellyflop into the throng, crushing Tess Daly, Vernon Kaye, Melanie Blatt, Ronan Keating, Billie Piper and Chris Evans. Donna Duckworth-Chad and Christine Hamilton shimmy in silver slits like sluts, while Neil drools like a dog, with his hand down his trousers. Sadie Frost is wildly forcing prescription pills into the mouth of a half-comatose Gary Lineker, who is vomiting Walkers crisps. Adam Rickitt gives Gary Barlow a peck on the thong. Zara Phillips sinks a polo stick into Ewan McGregor's skull. Eamon Holmes' puppy-fat cheeks begin to devour his own face. Graham Norton's seering whine eats him alive. Damien Hirst wrestles a large shark as it tries to chew off his legs. Donna Air circles like a beautiful, pale sting ray. Then things get wild. A blast, a fanfare, an explosion like semtex at a Valencian carnival rocks the room. Through the smoke, Pope John Paul II rides in from his Gulag, on a golden chariot, with angels of death. A choral display of rank and file demons aim their bows into the lighting rig, and fire a thick frost of arrows into the crowd. Jennifer Ellison, Anna Friel, Ant and Dec, Iain Lee, Mark Lawson, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Ben Elton, Gail Porter, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are among those to hit the floor. Confusion and cries of jubilation, the floor is awash with blood. Party of the season, people hoot. Rather! Then John Paul's angels of death strike. Patsy Kensit and Wendy James unsheath Samurai Swords. "Kill Bill, Kill Bill," Wendy shrieks, and Patsy plunges the blade into Bill Bryson's heart. Amanda Holden and Neil Morrisey fondle in a damp patch and Wendy smoothly decapitates them, runs across the roof, double backflips, and deftly disembowells Ulrika Johnson, Zoe Ball and Norman Cook. Brian Sewell clicks the safety catch off his vintage rifle and fires a bullet straight through Darren Day's dome and wallpaper paste spews out. He reloads and fires another bullet into the gut of Dr. Fox: vindaloo, Kingfisher lager and stomach acid sprays the room. Timmy Mallet goes at the throng with a giant iron mallet and the following brains puss into a pool of goo: those of David Baddeil, Salmon Rushdie, Uri Gellor and Sting. Vanilla Ice cranks a chainsaw, but before he can begin the massacre Davina McCall lands a talon in his chest like a vulture and rips out his heart and his body drops limply to the floor. Davina raises her catch to the dying skies, Zara Phillips, Rachel Stevens, Jade Jagger, Lady Victoria Hervey and Craig David release Banshee hollers and a fightback begins. Tobey Anstis and Dale Winton face Paris and Nicky Hilton in a cat-fight to the death but the boys can't defeat this killer wardrobe: their eyes melt, their loins calcify. Dave Dickinson points an Uzi into the centre of the room, screams "cheap as chips, f*****s!", and lets rip an orgy of bullets. C-list corpses and B-list bodies pile high: it's mass murder on the dancefloor. John Paul waves a machete made of gold as Mel Gibson rides in through the door on a glass-fibre cross. But under John Paul's cloak Satan is fondling a dagger in the uncorruptable's garters. John Paul loses his balance as Mel strikes a lethal strike with his lethal weapon. At just that moment Satan leaps at Mel's throat Gremlins-style and bare teeth sink into coarse flesh. Last gasps escape the bodies of John Paul and Mel and a sudden, staggering silence descends on the room. I am left against a wall, aghast, grim fingers clutching pen and pad, feet sodden in a small sea of blue blood. Nadine Coyle cowers next to me, shocked to her Celtic roots. Then Satan walks up to us. His grin breaks and it's charming. It's Jude Law! "How are ya?" I get his autograph, then he vanishes, and I keep my pen. This is evil week.

I can hear Jamie Theakston passing by the window, whistling and on his way to church.

posted by oc  # 2:16 PM

Friday, October 17, 2003


Insane logic located over local dissent. Mischievous, engaging, quietly subversive, relished and subtley feeding the absurdity of this position in line with you and I.

After enjoying Michael Barrymore's comeback performance at Wyndham's theatre a while back, I drank peach schnapps with JG Ballard, and this is what he said to me:

The M1 was our route 66, the gateway to the British West. When it was built in 1960, it was a psychological step forward. No traffic lights, no stop signs: this was the freedom of the autobahn and the highway, and took us out of the 50s. For the British it amounted to the end of a way of life, just like supermarkets.

Once inside the M25 you step onto a stage set, or a museum, or mausoleum. I call it Heritage London: a set that is populated with TV executives and roving consultants, a series of tableaux. Real England consists of executive housing, marinas, science parks, commercial zones, aquariams, luxury flats, millions of luxury flats! They're all luxury, each one. So what's the new luxury? Luxury is the new average. I live in Shepperton, just near the M25, what I call Real England. Living in Shepperton, worrying about the zeitgeist!

Now there is only consumerism, and there is nothing else but, and nothing to replace it. It is the only thing that matters. Religion has lost its magic, politics its power, even the era of television is over...replaced by consumerism, purely. Could you construct a religion out of the shopping experience? It lacks all dimension, but it's what people want. DIY centres, hypermarkets - these are our palaces, our Versailles. England now is like a shopfront open on an empty retail park at night.


It was sheer, mere cheek, and it was bumptious! Having just written a satire to see out the year, only to be read by those he took aim at, he had no option but...to have fun! I thought this fine. "The revolution has to begin somewhere," he said, "...you work with the material given to you!" Then I got more drinks, as it was cocktail hour, and tried to explain Christina Aguilera.



posted by oc  # 8:16 AM

Wednesday, October 08, 2003


pola negri 1


The White Moth

Athens on the wall and the fall in Rome on the routes straight through Byzantium and crumbling cakes in Papal States.

But good faces evoke good artists - and conversely a decline of portraiture usually means a decline of the face, a theory which can now be illustrated by photographs in the daily papers.

Or, the force of something abject like worship.

The portal to the soul or the shivering, snivelling, snide shit hiding inside, the heretic and the hermit, the hoarder, also one not fooled by the trials and lies of heroism, which is paradoxically heroic, in open refutation of the remnants of courtly love and law. No, that's wrong, there's nothing left to refute, language slips into slang, jargon and profanity, meshwork, crossdialect, we'll say anything in front of anyone, break a sentence, start a paragraph at any point, say the worst, and then, what's worse, there is no sex, no violence, no symbol, simile or metaphor, there is just the block of code, and aimless contempt, or lack of thought, or the filtered remains, flaccid and multifunctional.

I don't want to have to break out of code to explain what I'm trying to say or, more to the point, I don't want to have to decode to make things clear, or if we are going to be clear, let's be crystal clear. Or: let us not be as clear as glass, unless you mean cut-glass or frosted glass.

Back into my cave, with my lovely tail, to learn to breath fire, to burn the sand, blacken my boring walls, condemn the elements, and scale the skies.

All damage, image and desire, wrecks and burnouts clung to, a burning beauty, incandescent, admired behind a double-glaze of glass, a dire detachment. As you lean towards this fused bulb, a blood-struck grey moth, you learn that love is illegitimate, the eminence of idols a fraud. You're not its victim: but the Object, it has lost control.

Barbara kept her cocaine in a golden casket on the grand piano; her opium was the finest grade Benares blend...She boasted of never wasting more than two hours on sleep a night - she had "better things to do." She did, indeed, have lovers by the dozens - "like roses" she said...The film titles of "Too Beautiful" Barbara read like a litany: Souls for Sale, Strangers of the Night, The White Moth. Her last incarnation as a femme fatale was in The Heart of a Siren. Her own heart was stopped soon after by a suicidal OD. The studio blamed her death on "too rigorous dieting".

Faith is usually flawed, but fear can be divine. Belief is a kind of brute force, certainty consolidated like a castle wall. But doubt is tender, understands the temporal, follows the seasons and climes, embarks on the nomadic quest, the search for rhythm in constant change. Both lay claim to instinct: one petrifies the most prominent instinct whatever the cost; the other teases apart and intertwines every instinct that arises, whether they compliment or contradict. The fickle fan knows more than the devout worshiper.

Early Hollywood studio stars, they're terrified little animals. Given everything including the knowledge that it's more delicate, even, than their own egos. And that they are on the receiving end of mass, inhuman adulation that can only remove them from the world, isolate them further inside or amongst themselves, on the Californian hills or in San Fran bolt-holes. Between each glittering party, each orgy or drug binge inside the splendor of black marble, black leather and tigerskin rooms, immersed in opulence and extravagance unrivaled (not unprecedented), between the high-profile trysts, beyond the wardrobe bill, the Kissel Convertible and canary-yellow Pierce Arrow, the vast yacht and the vintage cruiser, beyond this there is

there is always a failure, a suicide. Maybe as perfect as any film role. Certainly the New World aristocracy can never forget them. Like Gwili Andre, whose noble, sculpted beauty failed to launch a legend, public and critical indifference cut so deep that she burned herself to death on a pyre of her own press clippings. Or Peg Entwistle, diving to doom from the D of the Hollywood sign. These stars and starlets played the best roles in their real lives, in courtrooms, or on death beds. Someone escapes a former family life with all its duties and constraints, swaps identity, becomes a famous director, also lothario, and is then murdered. A silent movie actress does not survive the double disaster of talkies and the depression, ends her life in total obscurity, driving New York cabs.

emmerich3

Catherine Emmerich was no chemist of the spiritual being, like Teresa; she had nothing to do with our interior life; in her book she forgot herself, and left us on one side, for she saw only Jesus crucified, and wished only to show the stages of His agony, and to leave marked on her pages, as on the veil of Veronica, the imprint of the Holy Face.
J-K Huysmans

At the Court of Urbino we learnt good manners. We refined a fluent placidity. No longer wild knights with a distinct and deranged chivalry, laying down our lives and sacrificing happiness for something impossible, absurd. Instead, propriety, grace, justice, ease, and learning. If there was an echo of the knight's romance, it would be tempered or transcended by a perfection and distance that relates more to Plato than the Gothic. There's little Raphael running between the courtier's noble legs! To become an individual - this jewel redisvovered - one must learn to behave correctly. According to a textbook that sets fluid laws (Castiglione's Courtier) as yet untrapped by a social corset, but inevitably leading, via Walter Pater and the Victorian moralists, to Wilde vs Victorianism itself (both implicated in each other, anyway, inseparable, and mutually undermining). Somewhere in the twilight potters and poses Huysmans, bitterly decrying his own era, struggling back to a Medieval apex before reason, before the Urbino whitewash, a convoluted journey into the depths of untouchable depravity (Gilles de Rais) and the Black Mass, and more dazzling ritual still, sacrifice, self-immolation and deification, the Catholic saints (Teresa, Bonaventure, Angela of Foligno, Catherine Emmerich). At the Court of Urbino we learnt good manners, the details of this specific origin somewhat obscured, or displaced, here we learnt to live out the heat in the cold placidity of marble and libraries, perfect rooms, so light and airy. The depository of order.

I did not weep, so much of stone had I become within.

Leonardo discovered a centenarian in a hospital in Florence, and waited gleefully for his demise so that he could examine his veins.


In the cave I feel the fierce heat of the flame I expel, with each exhalation it becomes stronger, I refine my own fire. In flashes I see walls for the first time, they are unpainted, and I was promised paintings. My forebears let me down, in a way lied. Or maybe it was me, I just misunderstood them. In all this effort towards perfection, so I could understand what was expected of me, I discover that the truth and the beauty I was taught to expect, in effect, does not exist. At least, not in the way I expected. So perhaps they intended a lesson beyond my expectations, something that says, do not rely on the glory we have attained, it is fleeting and will disappear. You must begin again, create yourself, and begin creating.

The light comes through always, and light becomes an obsession, eventually. For Vermeer, for Turner, the Impressionists, Descartes too, and Spinoza, the famous lensmaker, there is nothing but light. Light means that we exist; it is the only touchstone (stone! light!). For Vermeer this is something direct, a direct challenge to art, and expression. Like Descartes (refraction), Newton (corpuscular theory), and Huygens (wave theory), Vermeer studies light with precision and exactitude (it was rumored that he used a camera obscura for his compositions). Light floods, but means existence, articulates contours and angles. Light means: your face, in the right light. The very and only secret of beauty, now, as we understand it, a face in the right light. Cannot be touched, or spoiled. So, drowned in light, everything works! Actually, also, too, freeze, stop movement, and moments, yes, stop the movement of time. Then: everything is perfect. The projector feeds on light; the cheeks burst and the eyes bloom. All of life is illumination, but, when you understand the nature of light, you realise that colours don't exist.

Nature redoubled, never doubted, nature as concept and ideal, lasted too long, didn't outlast the face, projected on a vast screen. Left with something more than nature: immaculate capture, a cold image, the static mystery of beauty. Once more the terror of worship: tragedy, trauma, transcendence. As impersonal as love. I could never escape that scene, it would, will, always capture more than the event and the experience. Incredulity is the only real response to the creative muse, and should translate into popular reaction. And always, if successful, does. There we are, as we imagined, and dreamed, as we were, and could only be.

Hollywood killed me

And what strange saints these are, after all, with their confusion and calamity, set at a pitch that is, after all, funny, sad, tragic, immaculate. These cheap tarts and European benders, foxy hotties and Mr Kink of All Times. Clara Bow and her football team and her "Love Balm" Romance. The excised footage of Erich von Stronheim's real orgy scenes. The certain extravagance of Gloria Swanson, correctly accumulating luxury throughout the Great Depression. The addictions of Barbara La Marr, and delicate Alma Rubens - nobody expected that! - squandered, and on the junk. Wally Reid's dying arc, morphine-fixed, Studio fixed, dead in a padded cell, age 30. Renaissance gem and jewel Rudolph Valentino, in his Falcon Lair, with his lesbian wives. The M.G.M conspiracy that destroyed John Gilbert, patron saint of Silent Movie corpses. Louise Brooks behind a Macy's counter, Mae Murray (former millionairess, Princess Mdivani) picked up by New York cops on a Central Park bench and charged with vagrancy. Pola Negri in dramatic black, then lost. Clara Bow and Buster Keaton in "the sanitarium". Mary Astor's diaries, splashed over the papers, into adultery folklore: "Ah desert night - with George's body plunging into mine, naked under the stairs." 'In Like' Flynn. The hot shower of Mae West's hardcore mouth. Frances Farmer, on fire, the fight for freedom a route straight to insulin shock treatment and the State Asylum. Tarzan-fucker Lupe Velez's suicide, arranged in great detail, her eyes on the following day's headlines. Marilyn's dreamy, dreary spiral. Garbo's heroic isolation.

Somehow the immortal are very fragile. It's a race to the depths, then to be redeemed. Pitted against life, the pitiable, radiant extremes. Clinging to the promise of history. Mourn me, my face.



Citations:
Hollywood Babylon Kenneth Anger
Civilisation Kenneth Clarke

posted by oc  # 2:37 PM

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